You've seen those oddballs with their little pinkies in the air and a strange loping style of walking as they survey their 25 footer for par. Yup, that is a sighting of the lesser-speckled Apointee, a less rare bird than it used to be.

So Scottie and Tom play Wolf ... wtf is that?

You know it when you taste it. And a BBQ is just what you need after a hard day on the short grass (!), with a wee bit of libation and some good company.